“Sure, you can have ice cream
for breakfast.” Okay, I say this, but only on their birthdays.
“Yes, you can skip school. I
used to do that all the time, too.”
“Feel free to text all you want
during family dinner. Conversation and togetherness are so overrated.”
“No, you don't have to change
your underwear. It should be good for another two weeks.”
“You need money? Take everything
you need from my purse. In fact, here's my credit card. Go to
town!”
“Let's go on a shopping spree.
Price is no object.” I say this, but only at the Dollar Store.
“Carrot cake counts as all the
vegetables you need.”
“Sure, your girlfriend can come
over. Just close your bedroom door so I don't bother you.”
“Yes, you can keep the rat you
found near the garbage as a pet.”
“Do whatever you want, whenever
you want. I trust you.”
Thanks for reading!
Thanks for reading!