Thursday, October 30, 2014

15 Irresistible Halloween Jokes That Will Have Your Kids Dieing Of Laughter

I gather it's been a big week for Halloween jokes at Justin Hayward Elementary.  Lily's been bringing them home every day, fancying herself the next Joan Rivers, perhaps.  Anyway, in the Spirit of the season, I thought I'd share some of the best:

These Halloween jokes will "haunt" your little kid, in a good way!

  • What do monsters like on their mashed potatoes?  GRAVE-y!  
  • Where does a ghost go on a Saturday night?  Anywhere he can BOO-gie!
  • What is a mummy's favorite type of music?  WRAP!
  • What do you call a first-grade monster?  An elementary-GHOUL student!
  • What room in a haunted house goes flap! flap! flap?  The BATroom!

Halloween jokes?  Meow!
  • What do ghosts wish on at night?  MONstars!
  • Where do ghosts put up notices?  On a BOO-lletin board!
  • Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?  He had no BODY to dance with!
  • Where did the goblin throw the football?  Over the GHOUL line!
  • What lives in a haunted house and loves the World Series?  A baseball BAT!

Rock your funnybone with these Halloween jokes!

  • What do you get if you cross rain clouds with ghosts?  Thunder and FRIGHTENING!
  • What has wheels and shrieks?  A roller-GHOSTER!
  • Which member of the ghost hockey team wears a mask?  The GHOULIE!
  • What's scary and rescues ships?  The GHOST Guard!
  • What do you call two spiders who just got married?  NewlyWEBbed!

Note:  Again, these are the jokes my daughter told.  Find more at

Thanks for reading and....


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