Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Laugh (After Your Latkes) With These Kid-Friendly Hanukkah Jokes

What's better during this Festival Of Lights than sitting around the beautiful menorah, post-latkes? Sitting around and laughing!

So please,  enjoy these Hanukkah Jokes:


One Hanukkah night, the residents of a tiny village outside Budapest were scared that they wouldn't have enough latkes for everyone because they had run out of flour.

Rudi, the wise Rabbi, was asked to help solve the problem. He thought for a moment, then said, "Don't worry!  You can substitute matzo meal for the flour and the latkes will be just as good!"

Miriam looked to her husband and said, "Irving, you think it'll work?"
Irving replied, "Of course! Everybody knows Rudolph the Rab knows grain, dear."


Admiring the Christmas trees displayed in his neighbor's windows, Samuel asked his father, "Papa, can we have a Hanukkah Tree?"
"No, of course not," says his father.
"How come?"asks Samuel.
Bewildered, his father replies, "Well, my son, because the last time we had dealings with a lighted bush we spent 40 years in the wilderness."


Ethel went to the post office to buy stamps for her Hanukkah cards.  She said to the cashier, "May I have 50 Hanukkah stamps?"
The cashier asks, "What denomination?"
Ethel sighs and says, "Oy vey!  Has it come to this? Okay, give me 6 Orthodox, 12 Conservative, and 32 Reform."

Happy Hanukkah! 

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