15 Irresistible Halloween Jokes That Will Have Your Kids Dieing Of Laughter

Thursday, October 30, 2014

15 Irresistible Halloween Jokes That Will Have Your Kids Dieing Of Laughter

I gather it's been a big week for Halloween jokes at Justin Hayward Elementary. Lily's been bringing them home every day, fancying herself the next Joan Rivers, perhaps. Anyway, in the Spirit of the season, I thought I'd share some of the best:

These Halloween jokes will "haunt" your little kid, in a good way!

What do monsters like on their mashed potatoes? GRAVE-y!

Where does a ghost go on a Saturday night? Anywhere he can BOO-gie!

What is a mummy's favorite type of music? WRAP!

What do you call a first-grade monster? An elementary-GHOUL student!

What room in a haunted house goes flap! flap! flap? The BATroom!

Halloween jokes? Meow!

What do ghosts wish on at night? MONstars!

Where do ghosts put up notices? On a BOO-lletin board!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? He had no BODY to dance with!

Where did the goblin throw the football? Over the GHOUL line!

What lives in a haunted house and loves the World Series? A baseball BAT!


Rock your funnybone with these Halloween jokes!

What do you get if you cross rain clouds with ghosts? Thunder and FRIGHTENING!

What has wheels and shrieks? A roller-GHOSTER!

Which member of the ghost hockey team wears a mask? The GHOULIE!

What's scary and rescues ships? The GHOST Guard!

What do you call two spiders who just got married? NewlyWEBbed!

Note: Again, these are the jokes my daughter told. Find more at www.halloween.com.

Thanks for reading and....

Have a FUN, SAFE HALLOWEEN!

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